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The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas.

• Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England


• Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons


• Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business


• Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!


• Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect


• Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want


• Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax


• Underwear optional (default: ON)

Download the Soundtrack for free here!

"... a unique experience unlike anything you'd find on store shelves ... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe." - Destructoid (8.5 / 10)

"... there are few modern games that are so uniquely engrossing." - TigSource.com

"Easy-going RPG that'll charm your pants off." - The [...]